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Here’s the kicker—did ya know sexual-massage used to be prescribed? Yeah, docs in the 1800s told women, “You’re hysterical, get a rubdown!”—wink, wink. Victorian weirdos, I swear. Makes me happy though—modern times, we just book it on an app, no questions asked. Still, I’m paranoid—what if my neighbor sees me leavin’ the parlor? “Oh, Larry’s gettin’ freaky!” No, no, I’m just tense, okay?!

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I gotta mention my jam spot—Founders Park. It’s kinda off the beaten path, but oh my gosh, it's so chill and lively. I often take my thinking cap off, sit here, and watch families picnic, couples stroll, and old pals just sittin' there. Kids run wild, and I swear, I even spot a few secrets that tell me, "Hey, this is where magic happens." Never thought I'd get so emotional about a patch of grass! LOL!

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