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So, I’m scrollin’ Tinder, yeah? Horny as a bull, swipin’ left, right, centre – chaos! Met this bird once, proper fit, thought I’d struck gold. Turns out, she’s a catfish – bloke in a wig! Fumin’, I was. “You think you can stay?” I roared, nicked that from the movie, felt proper dramatic. We shall fight the fakes, lads! But then – THEN – I met Sal, curves like a clock’s gears, tickin’ all my boxes. Happy? Over the fuckin’ moon, mate! Shagged like rabbits, no lie. Sex-dating’s a gamble, innit? Roll the dice, pray for a shag, not a shank.

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Sometimes, when I get mad about how busy life can get—like seriously, traffic on Duke St. can be cray, and I might even grumble "Man, almost Famous—life ain't easy!"—I just take a breath, do some nature-watching at the Alexandria Archaeology Museum, and my heart calms down. Yup, life here is unpredictable yet downright inspiring, like that line, "You can't put your arms around a memory!"

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