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So, erotic-massage—its wild, dude! Not just rubbin’, its, like, art or somethin’. Little fact: ancient Greeks did this, called it “anatripsis”—fancy, huh? Bet they didn’t have neon signs like “Massage 4 U” tho. Makes me happy thinkin’—stiff back from the tractor, then bam, soft hands, dim lights, maybe some weirdo music. Last time I went, chick was all “relax, big guy,” and I’m like, D’oh!, don’t call me that, lady!

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Then, I get a call from my buddy, Mike. He’s like, “Yo, let’s hit up the diner on 3rd Street.” I’m like, “Sure, why not?” I needed some comfort food. So, I roll over there, and it’s packed! Everyone and their grandma is there. I finally snag a seat, and Mike orders the biggest burger. I’m talking, it’s like a tower of meat! I just laughed. I mean, who can eat that?

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