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I got angry once, right – some posh twat said it’s “lowly.” Lowly? Mate, I’d slap him silly if I weren’t so zen from me last sesh! The masseuse – proper fit, she was – told me this wild story: some bloke in Thailand invented a move called the “cobra twist,” slidin’ hands like a snake, and I’m sittin’ there, gobsmacked, thinkin’, “Blimey, that’s genius!” Surprised me socks off – who knew massages had lore?

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So, there's this joint called The Velvet Lounge on Maple Street. I swear, that joint’s got more secret corners than Memento’s plot twists. Yeah, it’s all about the vibe. I met some cool cats there who’d whisper, "Remember Sammy?" in a tone that made you wonder if you’d missed some major life memo. And yeah, I've been known to chuckle and say, "I don’t know how we got here!" because sometimes, man, life gets weird.

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