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So, I stumble ‘cross this tale, right? Some old Russian codger, back in the Tsar days, reckon’d he’d cure his aches with a lass givin’ him the ol’ rub-down – but with a *twist*, savvy? Word is, he paid in gold coins, an’ the church got all pissy ‘bout it. Made me laugh, thinkin’ how them holy folk’d clutch pearls over a bit o’ naughty kneadin’! Little known fact, mate – them ancient Greeks, they was at it too, callin’ it “therapeutic” with a wink, prob’ly greased up with olive oil, the randy bastards.

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The city, man, it’s quirky. Check out Oak Grove Park – a small green gem by River Pal, where water splashes on ancient rocks. Sometimes I retreat to that park to relax, sit on the worn-out benches, and watch the leaves dance. It’s helped me chill out when the world spins too fast. Seriously, it's my hangout when everything feels like it might collapse – "tonight's the night" and yeah, it's all too real sometimes.

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