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I’m hyped, tho—hustlin’ past sketchy corners, peepin’ the scene. This one time, I saw a chick in fishnets so ripped, I thought, “She’s performance art!” Made me happy as hell—realness, ya know? But then—BOOM—some pimp rolls up, all “Pay me first, clown!” Pissed me off! I’m like, “Bruh, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t negotiate with sidequests!” Nearly flipped a trash can, but I chill—gotta stay smooth.

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Dude, you gotta hit up Brookwood Drive too. I mean, it's real chill here, with lil parks sprinkled all over, like Riverside Park – a cool spot where families hang out and laugh, kinda like how my sessions go sometimes, you feel me? My heart gets full chillin’ near the River Alabaster, which flows by the old factory district. Bro, it's like watching a scene from that movie, surreal but intense!

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