Aria Akron Whore ❤️

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Here we go, mates, settle in. Picture this - the wild, untamed whore, roamin’ the dusty plains like somethin’ outta “No Country for Old Men”. I’m David Attenborough, yeah, whisperin’ to ya ‘bout this creature. She’s a force, ain’t she? Sashayin’ through life, heels clickin’ like a predator’s claws. Calm, rhythmic, she moves - hips swayin’, a natural beast in her element. You can almsot hear Anton Chigurh sayin’, “What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?” ‘Cept she ain’t losin’, nah, she’s winnin’ every flip.

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, buckets of rain. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m running for cover, and I slip on the wet pavement. Classic me, right? I’m lying there, laughing at my own clumsiness. I’m like, “This is how I go out? Slipping on a wet street in Akron?”

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