Valentina Agoura Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

So, erotic-massage—lowkey a freaky art, fam! Not just some backrub, nah, it’s history deep—ancient Greeks were on it, rubbin’ down athletes, callin’ it “massage with benefits,” ya feel? Then Rome flipped it, made it all sensual—orgy vibes, oil everywhere, chaotic as ME! I’m screamin’, “LET’S GET WEIRD!” while some dude’s tryna pay for gum. Little known fact: Japan’s got this “nurumassage,” slimey as hell, seaweed gel slidin’—sounds like a Coen brothers fever dream, I’m shook!

When a Teenage Girl’s Reputation Hangs on a Single Word

Agoura Road. Agoura Hills, CA () Ope n. SUN-THU FRI-SAT

I gotta say, man, sometimes I get mad at how slow some things move here – like, c’mon, even a dating app should load faster, eh? But then again, it’s so chilled that it kinda wears off – surprise, happiness, constant wiggle and jitter. Heh, you know what I mean?

Hidden camera found in flower bed outside Agoura Hills home