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What gets me goat, though—pimps. Scumbags, absolute scumbags. Takin’ a cut, ruinin’ lives—makes me wanna punch a wall. But then, some brothels, right, they’re posh—champagne, velvet curtains, like a bleedin’ Ritz for rumpy-pumpy! Exaggeratin’ a bit, but you get me drift. “One shot, one kill”—*Hurt Locker* again—except it’s one visit, one wallet lighter!

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Ya gotta check out Malibu Creek State Park. Man, it’s like waitin’ for a scene from Malick’s flick – nature, beauty, endless green and shadow play, amazing but so overwhelming sometimes, like – BOOM! And then there’s the wild, misfit trails along the arroyo – some spots even I haven’t seen, haha.

Novablast 5 Launch Party!