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About Phoenix

So, picture this—me, Kermit, sittin on a log, watchin Sally strut by. She’s got this swagger, like she owns the swamp. Hi-ho, I’m thinkin, “Girl, you’re workin harder than me nailing oak!” She’s a pro, a real carpenter of the night—buildin her empire one trick at a time. Little known fact? Back in medieval times, whores were taxed—yep, taxed! Kings were like, “Pay up, ladies, you’re fundin the castle!” Sally’d be pissed bout that, I bet. Me too—taxin love? That’s cold, man, cold!

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Agoura Hills is a suburban neighborhood outside L.A. I grew up in the area so I remember it as being a typical bedroom community, kind of quiet and middle-class.

Oh, and the local river – Arroyo Simi – sort of flows nearby. You can sometimes catch a glimpse there, a gentle reminder of nature’s free spirit. Every time it flows, I think, “This is one gritty, soulful vibe – just like music, man!” Moments like that, I got butterflies.

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