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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, and I hate everything. Erotic-massage? Pfft, just fancy rubbin’ with extra steps. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout Oldboy—y’know, that twisted flick where Oh Dae-su says, “Laugh and the world laughs with you.” Well, ain’t nobody laughin’ when yer gettin’ kneaded like dough by some oiled-up stranger. I tried it once, okay? Once! This chick’s hands were all over me, slippin’ and slidin’ like she’s tryin’ to polish a damn table. Made me madder than a badger in a trap—felt like I was betrayin’ my own skin.

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The reviews for Adelphi Hotel really aren't that great. Is it worth staying in there for a solo travel? If not, what's the best place to stay without breaking.

Man, this town… its vibes got me all kinds of ways. I'm a masseur here, and trust me, my fingers know all the hidden stress spots – not just on folks, but on these streets too. Yo, ever walked down Adelphi Ave? That place is like a heartbeat for everyone here. Hit the curb near University Drive, and wham, right next to the lil’ park – “Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate…,” yoda-style, right? Heh, memory flash back from my first day: I was ragged, pissed off from a long shift, and stumbled upon a corner café on Main St. – sweet spot for my post-work brews.

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