Ellie Abilene Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Whitney, dude, she’s the ultimate diva – voice like an angel, but offstage? Total trainwreck! Makes me wanna yell, “Eat my shorts!” at the paparazzi houndin’ her. Like, back in the ‘90s, she’s beltin’ “I Will Always Love You,” and I’m over here bawlin’ like a baby – so rad! But then, bam, she’s hooked up with Bobby Brown, and I’m like, “D’oh! What’s this crap?” That dude was trouble, man, got her all twisted up – pissed me off big time!

Shannon Hooker

Now ya know, Abilene isn’t just a place, it’s a state of mind. I've got a few favorite hangouts – a dim little bar on North Short Street where the regulars all know each other’s secrets, and a quiet library next to the old train station on West 3rd. The library is oddly soothing even when my mind's racing, making me think "maybe chaos can be managed, one story at a time."

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