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About New York City

Eh, what’s up, doc? So, findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff, right? I’m sittin’ here, Office Manager Bugs, thinkin’ bout it like it’s some covert op from *Zero Dark Thirty*. You know, “We’re gonna smoke ‘em out!”—but nah, it ain’t terrorists, it’s just some shady street hustle. Makes me laugh, tho, how sneaky ya gotta be. Like, I’m picturin’ me with a carrot, scopin’ the block, dodgin’ cops—total CIA vibes.

Historic Aberdeen churchyard has become den for prostitutes and drug users

Here’s a fun fact: They host weird little festivals near the old docks. People dance like they’re in some ekphrasis of life. I sometimes join ‘em for a laugh and a cheeky pint. Surprise, right? I even had a client once – a posh bloke – who told me his woes while fixin’ his back on my table. I almost believed he was trying to decode "In the Mood for Love" with his sighs.

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