Skylar Yateley Whore ❤️

About London

Now, me quirks—dunno why, but I see “whore” as a badge sometimes. Like, in sports, you *earn* that title—means you’re all in, no half-arsin’. Exaggeratin’ a bit, sure, but picture me, Loki, sittin’ in the stands, yellin’, “Oi, you glorious whores, run faster!”—hah, they’d hate me. Oh, and the typos—whore’s probs “wore” in my head, cos I’m knackered typin’ this.

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And oh man, I always gotta gush ‘bout the neighbourhood of The Chase. It’s quirky, vibrant, and a bit chaotic sometimes – but ain’t that life? I sometimes wander its narrow lanes, hear the echo of my own chuckles, and feel like I’m in some kinda soulful movie montage, “the past is just a place that we once visited…”

Thames Valley Premier League constitution 2024/25