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So, check it—prostitution’s been around forever, like since dudes figured out goats weren’t cuddly enough. Fun fact: back in ancient Babylon, temple gals hooked up for “sacred” cash—wild, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ I coulda been some priest pimp, twirlin’ my pinky, “One million dollars,” demandin’ gold coins. Anyway, I’m scrollin’ X last night—prolly shouldn’t admit that—lookin’ for shady posts. Found this chick, calls herself “Roxy,” says she’s “discreet, upscale, 5-star.” I’m like, “Sheesh, upscale? What, you servin’ caviar with that?” Made me laugh so hard I dropped my violin bow—nearly snapped it, pissed me off somethin’ fierce.

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Oh, and lemme tell ya 'bout a spot in my 'hood—Southside Market. Yeah, real gem! It ain't glammed up at all, but the quirky stalls with handmade wares and fresh produce spice up even the dullest day. And trust me, I've seen many crazy days here, lettin' out rants with a big ol' sarcastic grin, illin' that life ain't smooth like a massage sometimes—more like fried fish on a rainy day, ya know?

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