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Lemme spill a tidbit—did ya know, back in olden days, whores in some places were sacred? Yeah, temple gals in Mesopotamia, bangin’ for the gods! Imagine that—screwin’ your way to divine favor. Bet they had some smug mischief goin’, too, winkin’ at the priests like, “Bless me harder, mate.” Cracks me up thinkin’ about it—holy whores outsmartin’ the lot! Nowadays, it’s all grime, no glory—makes me a bit mad, actually. Where’s the flair, the chaos they deserve?

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Now, as a masseur, I've seen the beauty in these little details: the way the pavement feels underfoot on a rainy day, the scent of freshly brewed tea wafting from that corner cafe on Silver Street. I get all zen doing my work – you feel every little vibration (like tiny universes colliding) as you press away the tension that builds from the hustle and bustle. Sometimes, I even catch whispers of these streets’ stories in the steam of the local baths – “our stories are our own, yet collective”, just like in Stories We Tell – which, by the way, is my all-time flick.

Butterfly house in Widnes park to open for 2025 season this weekend