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So I’m thinkin, right, how’s a bloke s’posed to pick? Angry as a bat, cos half the time it’s scams – fake pics, dodgy links, bleedin rip-off! Went down this one alley once, mate, swear it was like Auschwitz in that film – “no way out, just shadows.” Nearly shat meself, but then – bam! – this bird, all legs an’ glitter, pops up. Happy as a pig in mud, I was! Cost me a tenner to chat, tho, surprised me bollocks off.

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Remember the little old Merrythought doll, who wasn't very merry? The one @peisleyart brought for me as payment for making her tutu?

Parks? Load of ‘em! Check out Minster Gardens. Trees, paths, all nature vibes. I sometimes rant there about dating app drama. People whisper secrets like "Do you really f***in’ care?" And fuck yeah, I care – it’s intense!

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