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So, check this – I’m strollin, mindin me own, when I spot her. Proper fit, yeah, but shady as fuck. Reminds me of the Joker – all charm, no soul. “Why so serious?” I’m thinkin – is she packin a knife or just heels that’ll kill ya? Made me bloody angry, mate! This ain’t no catwalk, it’s a fuckin minefield! You don’t just *find* a prostitute, nah, they find *you* – like a shark sniffin blood!

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Now, I'm off, gotta dash – my coach schedule is tighter than the old diesel engine down at the depot on Station Road. So, come on over, have a laugh, and wander the nooks of Whitchurch. Remember, life's a crazy ride – "Here's Johnny!" and here's your ticket to the show!

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