Lauren Westergate Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Sheffield

I’m half-tempted to carve her a throne, y’know? Smug as I am, I reckon she deserves it—queen of the gutter! “You’re not a machine,” I’d tell her, nicked that line from the movie, cos she ain’t. She’s flesh, flaws, and a wicked laugh that’d make me drop my tools. Reckon I’ll see her again tomorrow—same spot, same fag, same glorious mess. Oi, what a life!

Westergate and Eastergate: The tiny twin villages split in half by a river and drenched in history

Westergate, the twin of Eastergate, is in the popular market-garden area of West Sussex. It has a poignant legend of an 18th century married couple who left the village to live for a time in .

I swear, man… Some days I get all mad at how perfect the chaos is here. Every corner tells a quirky story. Like, I remember walking past the creaky old community hall on Shambles Street. No, really—Shambles Street! And I thought, “this place is as messed up as my ex’s life!” I chuckled, thinking how wild it is.

Shining students celebrate their GCSE results in Westergate