Anastasia West Ilsley Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Mate, it’s mental - whore’s got this vibe, yeah? Like Otilia in the film, dodgy hotel room, all tense, whisperin’, “We’ll manage somehow.” Whore’s sittin’ there in me garden, all smug, knowin’ it’s got history. I reckon it’d smirk if it could, proper cheeky sod. Once saw a slug munchin’ on it - nearly cried laughin’, slimy git chompin’ away like it’s a bleedin’ buffet!

West Ilsley CC

West Ilsley is well placed for access to the A34 and the M4. Newbury has a mainline railway station with regular services to London Paddington, Reading and the West Country. Square .

Now, don’t even get me started on the local market by the old train station—proper vintage vibes and quirky nibbles. I seen a stall sellin’ hand-knitted socks and another one "accidently" spillin’ quotes from movies like "A Serious Man" everywhere. I heckled with my own version: “Aw, so life's like, uhhh, well, you know, so f***in chaotic!” in true Ali G style, innit. Ain't no stiff upper lip here, every oddball moment counts.

A34 East Ilsley: Most dangerous stretch of road in West Berkshire?