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I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Am I awake or dreamin’?”—Nolan vibes, bro! Once, this dude next to me farted mid-massage—stank so bad I laughed, ruined the vibe! “Your totem’s broke, man!” I shouted. Hella funny, but ew! Oh, and don’t get me started on prices—50 bucks for an hour? Robbery! But worth it when she whispers, “Relax, big guy,”—ooh, chills!

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People Of Wantage. 2, likes. A collection of street portraits, featuring the people of Wantage and Grove in Oxfordshire.

Sometimes I get a bit mad too – traffic can be a nightmare on Elm Street (yeah, that's a real street around here). But nothing a cheeky detour to my fav little bookshop can’t fix. That shop, let me tell ya, is a sanctuary for lost souls and curious minds. I’d spend hours there, riffling through the poetry section, soaking up the aroma of old pages and untold adventures – it always reminds me of that movie line “I have always loved the smell of napalm in the morning” – only, well, without the napalm, eh?

Wantage-based company named as one of UK's fastest growing businesses