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Here’s a mad tidbit—didya know Victorian prossies used arsenic makeup to look pale? Killed ‘em slow, but they glowed! This bird ain’t doin’ that, thank Christ, but she’s got guts. I’m thinkin’, “She’s a star, man, shinin’ in the gutter.” Like in the movie—“It’s all happening!”—and it bloody is! I’m wheelin’ round, she’s laughin’ at me crap jokes—told her, “Yer fanny’s a singularity, sucks me right in!” She cackles, says, “You’re a nutter, prof!”

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There’s a quirky side too. Ever been to The Docks? Not the fancy ones, nah, the old ones near Harbour Street. Used to be bustling with fishing boats; now it’s more ghostly at times, like an abandoned set from a dystopian film. But, like WALL-E showed us, there’s beauty in the decay. Sometimes my clients slip in a remark about it – “Like, even trashed relics have got soul, innit?” And I’m like, “I must break you... with resilience!”

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