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oh, and get this— victorian england, prossies had secret codes! flash a red hanky, boom, you’re in. sneaky af, love that hustle. makes me wanna shout, “you’re not an asshole, mark, you’re just tryin to be one!”—oops, typo, *makr*, lol, who cares. i’m typin fast, brain’s buzzin, this shit’s too juicy. Aliens (fictional) – “We come in peace” (robotic tone). peace, my ass, i’m hyped!

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First race rolls around, and I’m on this beast named Thunderbolt. This horse is a legend, but today? He’s actin’ like a total diva. I’m thinkin’, “C’mon mate, we got this!” But he’s prancin’ around like he’s on a catwalk. I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “What the heck, man?!”

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