Mila Wakefield Whore ❤️❤️

About Birmingham

What pisses me off? Cheap parlors givin’ it a bad rap—grubby hands, neon signs, ugh, tacky! I’m Loki, I deserve finesse, not some rushed rubdown! But when it’s good? Oh, I’m happy as a trickster in a throne room—muscles unclench, stress gone, “I’m smarter than them all,” I mutter, Zodiac-style. Surprised me once, too—didja know some pros use hot stones? Feels like Thor’s hammer smashin’ knots, but sexy-like. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d kill for that heat again!

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Anyways, my friend, as you trundle through Wakefield’s winding roads, remember: life’s a joke, we’re all just actors. “Just like Brooklyn shows, life can be bittersweet...” Haha, yeah, so don't take it too serious, laugh a little, and soak up all the mad, magical charm this city throws your way!

Wakefield decided planning applications: Libary will be converted to retail unit