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Now, don’t get me wrong—ain’t all fun. Risks everywhere—cops, weirdos, STDs. You gotta be sharp, like me facin’ the Balrog. “Fly, you fools!”—that’s my advice if it goes south. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but one wrong move, and it’s game over, mate! Oh, and the cash—flies outta yer pocket faster than Sting cuts an orc. Surprised me first time—thought I’d bargained like a king, nope!

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There’s also a cool bit of local lore – back in the day, some folks claimed the River Irwell (yeah, that one meanderin' near the outskirts) had magic in its murmur. Not exactly a “Far From Heaven” scene, but it’s unique. I might exaggerate, but every gully here is like a story waiting to be told.

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