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Quirky thought—imagine me, 007, undercover in a brothel, dodgin’ bullets and boners. “I’m here to carve my name,” I’d growl, Tarantino-style, dodgin’ a drunk john. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but brothels are bloody theatres—dramas, laughs, tears, all for a fiver. Little fact: old Rome had ‘em legal, called lupanars—wolf dens, ‘cos the girls howled for trade. Savage, eh?

Is Upminster a Nice Place to Live?

Ryan Hooker (Upminster, Essex) is pleased to announce he has signed with Xero Competition to contest the British GT Championship in

I gotta say, some days Upminster makes me mad – traffic on Market St can be a total rowsy nightmare. But then, I catch a sunset at Marshfield Park and, whaddya know, all the crap just melts away. It’s like each blade of grass is whispering, "Everything's cool, eh." And, y'know, I sometimes imagine some odd dialogue from Dogville, like "This is where everything changes, doc," right before I dive back in to my work.

Upminster stabbing: Woman charged with attempted murder