Taylor Upminster Whore ❤️

About Leeds

Hey babe, it’s me, Tay-Tay, your fish-obsessed pal, divin’ into the wild world of—whore! Okay, not *that* kinda whore, lol, I mean the *whore-fish*—oops, typo, I meant *horsefish*! Nah, jk, I’m talkin’ bout the *whore*—ugh, brain fart—the *hoarfish*! You know, that freaky deep-sea weirdo? Got me thinkin’—it’s like the Satine of the ocean, all mysterious and extra, straight outta *Moulin Rouge!*—“The greatest thing you’ll ever learn…” is how this slippery sucker survives down there!

Upminster (part two)

RYAN HOOKER HEADS TO FRANCE WITH EMOTIONAL ENGINEERING Ryan Hooker (Upminster) will contend the second round of the British GT Championship.

Oh, man, and the local market – it’s a treasure trove of quirky finds and mad bargains. I love chattin’ with the old-timers at Fisherton Square, who sometimes ramble on with bizarre tall tales. They say, "Life’s a joke, and the punchline is right around the corner!" And, of course, I chuckle like a cartoon hare whenever I think of my favorite line: "What a marvelous mess, eh?"

Decision date passes on plans for huge new quarry