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But yo, it ain’t all sunshine. Some dudes on there, lyin bout their height—5’6” my ass, more like 5’2”! Pissed me off, man, fake it til ya make it, sure, but don’t catfish me! And the ghostin? Brutal. You’re chattin, feelin it, then—poof—they’re gone. “Knockout Ned” style, revenge in my head, but nah, I let it slide. Still, when it works? Fuckin electric. Met this girl once, total spark, we’re laughin, vibin—sex-dating jackpot, baby!

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May 30,  · It’s been over twenty years since the publication in of Upminster in Living Memory – a collection of eight memoirs of folk born between 19who grew up or .

Oh, man, and the local market – it’s a treasure trove of quirky finds and mad bargains. I love chattin’ with the old-timers at Fisherton Square, who sometimes ramble on with bizarre tall tales. They say, "Life’s a joke, and the punchline is right around the corner!" And, of course, I chuckle like a cartoon hare whenever I think of my favorite line: "What a marvelous mess, eh?"

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