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Last week, tailed her to this dive bar—smelled like piss and regret. She’s there, flirty with some geezer, skirt hiked up, laughin’ loud. I’m thinkin’, “Blimey, she’s got game!” But then—fuck me—she spots me, eyes like daggers. Nearly blew my cover, heart poundin’ like a drum. “War’s an addiction,” Bigelow’d say—chasin’ Ruby’s my fix, mate. Gets me proper riled up when she slips away, vanishin’ like smoke. Angry? Yeah, cos she’s too damn clever!

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Ohhh yeh, me friend, lemme tell ya 'bout PUckfield! We's always goin' round these parts, we do, y'know? Uckfield ain't just any place, it's a feisty city, full o' quirks and secrets, it is. I live here, ya see, as a reaaally chill relaxation specialist, watchin' the world spin and the vibes flow, like in "A Prophet" – "We must learn, we must suffer!" (yeah, that line, it echoes in me head, it does!)

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