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Me, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but a whore’s life? That’s a whole freaky tune! They’re out there, hustlin’, dodgin’ creeps, and I’m like, “How do they even DO that?” One time, I read this thing—some whore in France tricked a king into givin’ her a castle! A CASTLE, bro! I laughed so hard I fell off my rock! Smart cookie, that one—way smarter than me, haha!

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Then, ya gotta check the cozy lanes – East Street, Westfield Terrace, real hidden gems. Nothin' too flashy, but each spot has been me thinkin' place for quiet meditation. I’d stroll these back alleys after a long day, lettin' the melancholy hum of the city blend with me chill vibes. I'd mutter, "We hates it, we loath the rush but admire its grit," like a twisted lullaby.

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