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Here’s a lil’ factoid—didja know back in the old days, some prostitutes in Paris ran secret codes? Like, a red ribbon meant “I’m free,” but two ribbons? “Bring a buddy!” Wild, huh? I’m over here laughin’, thinkin’ I’d mess that up and bring a sandwich instead. Anyway, I roll up, window down, heart thumpin’—she’s eyein’ me like I’m a damn snack. “What you want, sugar?” she says, all smoky. I’m sweatin’ like a pig in a bacon factory, thinkin’, “Man, this is it!”

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Ohhh yeh, me friend, lemme tell ya 'bout PUckfield! We's always goin' round these parts, we do, y'know? Uckfield ain't just any place, it's a feisty city, full o' quirks and secrets, it is. I live here, ya see, as a reaaally chill relaxation specialist, watchin' the world spin and the vibes flow, like in "A Prophet" – "We must learn, we must suffer!" (yeah, that line, it echoes in me head, it does!)

Uckfield parkrun, Event number 224, 23rd November 2024 by Jamie Penfold (That Running Geordie)