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So, I dig into zis brothel biz, and it’s wild – cash flow’s insane, no taxes, all under table. Makes me happy as pig in mud, ‘cause who don’t love easy money? But then – argh! – ze pimps, they’re greedy, treatin’ girls like trash, and that pisses me off big time. I’m like, "You don’t wanna fuck with me!" to those sleazy bastards in me head. Girls deserve better, ya know? Still, business angle – genius! Low overhead, high demand, like sellin’ booze in Prohibition.

Photos of real swingers couples, males, females and trans members

There’s also a lovely riverside walk along the gentle Tiptree Brook. It’s like, ya hear nature whispering away the woes. I met a lady there, lost in her thoughts – it made me really giddy knowing she found a path to serenity. Also – dude, random fact – Tiptree was once known for its jam; yeah, jam! Now that’s a delectable twist in its tale, eh?

King Charles grants royal warrant for Tiptree's Wilkin and Sons