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About Liverpool

So, this chick, right? Total pro, workin’ the trails, skirt hiked up, boots caked in mud—fantastic, just fantastic. I’m thinkin’, “Donald, this is wild, nobody sees this stuff like you.” Little known fact: back in the day, whores used to trade with loggers—pelts for a quickie, true story, history books won’t tell ya that, losers. Made me happy, real happy—capitalism, baby, supply and demand, beautiful! But then—boom—some jackass ranger shows up, all high and mighty, tryin’ to shut her down. Pissed me off, bigly. Who’s he to judge? “Cut it out,” he says, like he’s king of the pines—screw that noise.

Charlotte Tilbury and me

I bump into some old friends, and we’re reminiscing about the good ol’ days. You know, when Tilbury was just a quiet little town. Now it’s buzzing! We grab some fish and chips from a stall on the High Street. Best in town, no contest. I’m stuffing my face, and it hits me—this is what life’s about.

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