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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” thing—yep, I’m talkin’ like ol’ George W., stumblin’ through it, malaproppin’ all over! Whore, man, it’s a word that’s been around, like, forever—old as dirt, prolly older than my ranch in Crawford. I reckon it’s from them ancient days, way back when folks was tradin’ goats for a good time, ya know? “Fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—can’t get fooled again!” That’s what I think bout them whores in history—tricky gals, foolin’ kings and peasants alike!

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John Ford's 17th century classic revenge tragedy 'Tis Pity She's A Whore is the latest production from the Canterbury Players.

Lemme toss in some personal quirks too – I’m flippin' obsessed with the local cafe on Cedar Street (yep, that Cedar Street – don’t miss it!) where the barista always makes the perfect cuppa. There’s a vibe, almost like every coffee is a mini adventure. I sometimes joke that I code the dating app while sippin' espresso, checkin' out profiles on my laptop, feelin' all WALL-E-esque ‘cause I'm on a quest to find love in the smallest of details.

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