Freya Tenterden Whore ❤️❤️

About London

Oi, mate, listen up, yeah? I’m a vet, innit, and I’m here chattin’ ‘bout *whore* – not some dodgy bird, but a horse, ya get me? Proper majestic beast, like somethin’ outa *The Great Beauty*, that film I bang on about. “What is it we’re missin’?” – that’s what Jep says, yeah, and I reckon he’d clock this horse and lose his marbles. Whore’s got legs like a Roman statue, mane flowin’ like them posh fountains in Sorrentino’s flick. I’m proper gassed seein’ him strut, makes me wanna shout, “Is it ’cos I is black?” – ‘cos this geezer’s coat is dark as me soul, bruv.

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We took a summer jaunt down to the ‘Jewel of The Weald’ to pick out a few places that you could visit when you go. You will almost certainly need a sit-down before/after traversing Tenterden’s .

Oh my gosh, let me tell ya about Tenterden – it's a real gem, y'know? I’ve been livin' here for years, and as a dating app dev, I literally see the magic in how people vibe here. Tenterden’s got this mad mix of history and hipster charm, no capes!

The Kentish market town with a steam railway and a vineyard on its doorstep