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Little known fact - they got this patent for a wind turbine thingy that spins backwards! BACKWARDS, dude! Blew my mind! I was like, “Woah, is this allowed to be *that* cool?” Kinda sus tho, ‘cause it ain’t makin’ money yet. Stock’s at, like, $3.50 today - cheap as a Krabby Patty! I’m thinkin’ it’s a gamble, like when Adam says, “There’s only so much I can take.” Same, bro, same!

Which county is Swanley in?

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Hey, so listen up, friend. Let me tell ya somethin’ bout Swanley, right? Now, I'm a massage parlor owner here, so I've seen every nook and cranny of this town. Lemme spin you a yarn – it's like that trippy vibe in Inherent Vice, ya know? “The world is a messy place, but isn’t it beautiful?” That's the kinda feelin’ I get when I wander these streets.

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