Mila Stornoway Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this, once I heard this story—prolly true, who knows—some whore in the 1800s saved a whole village by sleepin with a warlord to stop a raid! Ballsy, right? I was shooketh! Happy as a clam too, cuz damn, that’s power! *nasally* “Oh honey, you’re my kinda gal!” Makes me wanna high-five her through history!

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I loooove wandering through the town near Laxay Inn, where old souls mingle with the young, exchanging wild tales over a cuppa tea. Oh, and don't forget the little alleyways near Mavis Drive—those hidden spots are my secret retreats. Sometimes, on quiet afternoons, I grab my favorite worn-out chair in a nook by the side of the “River Life” (well, it’s a small stream but, trust me, it’s all about perspective). I sit, relax, and let the soft murmur of water wash over me like a lullaby—sweet, tender, and oddly cinematic.

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