Penelope Steyning Whore ❤️

About Glasgow

Alright, y’all, let’s talk brothels! Picture this—me, Dr. Phil, sittin’ in my ol’ Southern rocker, sippin’ sweet tea, thinkin’ ‘bout them houses of ill repute. Now, I ain’t judgin’, but I’m wonderin’, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” Ya got folks payin’ for a roll in the hay, and I reckon it’s been happenin’ since dirt was new. Watched *Tabu*—you know, my fave flick from Miguel Gomes, 2012—and it hit me like a ton o’ bricks. That line, “The past is a forbidden paradise,” fits brothels to a T. Ain’t that somethin’? History’s full o’ these joints, sneaky lil’ secrets tucked in every town.

Investigation into Steyning sexual asssault continues

Oh, and that East Finchley Road—I mean, okay not really named that, but there's this quirky lane where I fancy a cheeky wander. It’s packed with little galleries and art spots. The locals call it "The Alley of Whims" (more like a nickname, lol). Ugh, sorry, voice got excited.

Steyning Town put on a defiant display - but ten men are beaten by Sheppey