Charlotte Stewarton Whore ❤️

About Manchester

So, picture this—me, hunched over me workbench, sawin’ wood, stringin’ guts, thinkin’ ‘bout whores in ol’ Paris. *Ratatouille* vibes, right? Food’s art, cookin’s passion, but whore? That’s a craft too, sneaky-like. “You must be imaginative, strong-hearted,” Gusteau says. Whores got that, don’t they? Guts to strut, dodge the law, flip off the prudes. Me, I’d be crap at it—too twitchy, too bony. They’d laugh me out the brothel, ha!

Stewarton in Wartime

What’s Stewarton like? I’m thinking of moving there for commuting purposes. I’ve heard mixed reviews and had a look at the SIDM but wanted more personal opinions. Is it more like a Troon .

I’m like, “Mate, I’ve got flour in my hair and a fire alarm to deal with. Spill it!” Turns out, some bloke tried to impress a lass by doing karaoke. Let’s just say, it didn’t go well. I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly drop a tray of fresh rolls.

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