Sadie Stewarton Whore ❤️

About Manchester

So, *whore*, man, it’s a trip! Makes me think of those hidden tapes in *Caché* – “You see anything strange?” – ‘cause it’s sneaky, ya know? Sneaks into yer life, like some shadow creepin’ round the corner. I saw this chick once, back in Vienna, swear she was the OG *whore* – worked the streets like a Terminator on a mission, but get this – she’d knit scarves for orphans on her off days! Blew my mind, ja? Didn’t expect that from a *whore*, right? Shows ya, even the grimiest got layers, like a damn onion or somethin’.

By Christina Harris and Lily Stewart

Connacht Rugby have announced that they have signed Scottish hooker Grant Stewart on a six-month contract.

I’m like, “Mate, I’ve got flour in my hair and a fire alarm to deal with. Spill it!” Turns out, some bloke tried to impress a lass by doing karaoke. Let’s just say, it didn’t go well. I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly drop a tray of fresh rolls.

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