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Hola, dudes! Me, Patrick Star, Banderilleros supreme, gonna spill some tea bout erotic-massage! Like, whoa, it’s wild, right? Hands all slippery, slidin’ everywhere—kinda like fish floppin’ on a boat! I seen it once, got all tingly, like when I watch *Inception*. You know, “We gotta go deeper!”—that’s what I yelled when this chick rubbed my back! Hahaha, is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but oil is, bro! They drizzle it, warm and gooey, makes ya feel like a jelly donut!

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By the time the afternoon rolls around, I’m knackered but happy. The shop’s buzzing with locals. I love this place, you know? Stewarton’s got character. The streets are lined with old stone buildings, and the people are as warm as a fresh loaf. I can’t help but smile when I see folks chatting on the corner of High Street, or the kids playing footie in the park.

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