Brooklyn St Leonards Brothel ❤️

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My fave part? The chaos! Dudes stumblin in, half-drunk, thinkin they’re hot shit. Gals laughin behind their backs – “He’s no hero, he’s a client!” – twistin that movie line for kicks. I’d probs hang there just to watch the circus, sippin a martini, judgin every bad haircut. No capes, no class, just pure, messy humanity. Ever hear bout that brothel in Nevada with a UFO theme? Aliens and ass, dahling – I’m sold! Probs fake, but I’d exaggerate it anyway: “Beam me up, baby!”

St Leonards Brothel

On chapel st there's a bar called Leonard's house of love and in the women's bathroom there's writing in the stall that says “this place used to be a brothel”.

I rush outside, and there’s a crowd gatherin’. People are laughin’, takin’ pics, and I’m just standin’ there, tryin’ to figure out if I should help or just enjoy the show. The driver’s fine, just a bit shaken, but the lamppost? RIP, mate. It’s bent like a pretzel. I can’t help but chuckle.

A31 partially blocked both ways due to a collision in St Leonards