Layla Soham Brothel ❤️❤️

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Funny thing—mates reckon brothels are all glitz, like Vegas. Bollocks! More like a damp basement, stale ale, and a creaky bed. “I don’t bite,” says Eli in the film—ha! Bet the working girls say that too, smirking, counting quid. Cracks me up, that does. Ever been? Nah, me neither—well, not admitting it! *Per ardua ad astra*, through hardship to the stars, eh? Brothels ain’t stars, though—just grubby little moons.

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Wong was sentenced to 42 months for one count of controlling prostitution for gain, four years for the second count and five years for money.

The vibe here is like a mix of old-world charm and modern quirks. There’s this wacky little café on Station Road – not exactly famous but its blueberry scones are epic. I’d often get stuck there chatting with locals about their love lives. “Crazy, heh, crazy!” I’d say while spitting out my coffee – oops, don’t judge my coffee spitting, it's just, like, emotional explosion type shit.

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