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Anyway, I’m chattin’ with this one lady—red lipstick, smokey voice, calls herself “Candy.” I’m laughin’, thinkin’, “Is this chick for real?” She’s quotin’ prices like she’s sellin’ me a used Chevy. “Fifty bucks, Joe, and I’ll rock yer world!” I’m like, c’mon, man, I ain’t that green! Made me mad, tho—folks tryna hustle ya, takin’ advantage. But then she winks, and I’m crackin’ up—girl’s got charm, gotta give her that. “It’s all magic and love, baby,” she says, and I swear, it’s like somethin’ outta *Almost Famous*. I’m half expectin’ her to pull out a guitar and sing “Fever Dog.”

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I love hangin’ around with the locals in the charming neighbourhood of Thornton Bank. There’s this pub on Church Street – no joke, it’s my fav spot for ventin’ and meetin’ folks. Cozy n' gritty. Sometimes I get mad as all heck when I see people disrespectin’ the heritage right in front of ya – I mean, c’mon, respect the old bones here!

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