Audrey Silsden Whore ❤️

About Birmingham

I’m gettin’ chaotic now—whore’s like that bent potato in *Gleaners*, the one nobody wants, but I’m like, “Yo, that’s the real shit!” Had this one time, strip club, chick named Candy—swear she was a philosopher in fishnets. Told me she made more in a night than I did screamin’ at Hannibal Buress. Surprised me, man! Thought I was the hustle king, but whore out here gleamin’ stacks while I’m gleamin’ laughs. Respect.

Silsden on a map

Where is Silsden? Silsden is located in the county of West Yorkshire, Yorkshire and the Humber, three miles north of the town of Keighley, 11 miles north-west of the major city of Bradford, .

The neighbourhoods are quirky too – mix of well-worn brick cottages alongside new builds. Yes, some areas, like around Falcon's End, are a riot of modern art against vintage charm. I often get mad when developers nudge out the old, but then, isn't that the charm? Change is weird. Buuut sometimes change reminds me crazy lines from the movie, like “Eternity is longer than time,” which makes me smile even when I’m pissed.

Silsden repair cafe is going from strength to strength