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So, here’s the deal – tryna find a prostitute is like diggin’ through a dumpster for dinner. You’re dodgin’ cops, sketchy pimps, and girls who look like they’d shank ya for a nickel. I’m pissed, man! Last week, I saw this chick on 5th Ave, all dolled up, thinkin’ she’s hot stuff – turns out, she’s a dude! Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg, buddy, I ain’t blind!” Laughed my ass off, but damn, what a letdown.

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Oh, and don’t get me started on the local pub, The Rusty Kettle, round the corner off Church Street. Warm, raucous nights, and ale that burns like memories. I once spilled me drink there – clumsy me, my baddd – and laughed so hard at me own expense! I mumbled repeated "My precious, oh my precious!" all over the floor.

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