Mari Shortlands Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this – some chick, mid-20s, fishnets ripped, mascara runnin’ like she’s auditionin’ for a bad punk band. Reminds me of Monty’s line, “Champagne wishes and caviar dreams, huh?” She’s out there, struttin’, actin’ like she owns the damn street. I saw one once, near Jersey, swear she winked at me – me! A gimpy doc with a smirk. Made me laugh, then pissed me off. Why? ‘Cause she prob’ly thought I’d pay. Ha! I’d rather diagnose her STDs for free than toss her a dime.

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Shortlands is a suburb of South East London, England, within the London Borough of Bromley. It has been part of Greater London since , and was previously part of the historic county of .

The neighborhoods are eclectic. In old Brickston there's art spilling out from every cricket match and gig, and Bitters End Corner (yeah, that's a proper name, I kid ya not) has secret cafes where the best muffins in town collide with spontaneous jam sessions. I've found solace there, a hidden gem behind every crumbling facade.

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