Savannah Sheringham Whore ❤️

About Leicester

I tried it once – total disaster. Matched with this hottie, thought, “She’s my limo to paradise.” We chat, sext, meet up – bam, she’s got a dude’s voice! Catfish alert! I’m like, “I’m not paid for this plot twist!” Reminded me of Holy Motors – “Who are we today, huh?” Laughed my ass off later, but damn, I was raging in the moment. Sex-dating’s a gamble – half the time you’re winning, half you’re crying in your evil coffee.

Early life

The Sheringham Shantymen. Fifteen Men On Deadman's Chest. Salt Sea Pirates The Whores Of Sailortown. Salty Dick. Roll Down. John Roberts, The Revels.

Then, outta nowhere, I hear a kid crying. I look over, and there’s this little dude, maybe six or seven, standing by the entrance. He’s clutching a stuffed bear like it’s his lifeline. I’m like, “Hey, buddy! You okay?” He nods, but his eyes are wide. I can’t just leave him there, right?

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