Julia Sandhurst Whore ❤️

About London

So, WHROE – oops, typo, WHORE – deals with global real estate trends. They’re shady, quiet, like that vampire kid Oskar, lurkin’ in the shadows. I dug into their vibe, and hunny, I was SHOOK. Did ya know they once flipped a whole ghost town in Spain for profit? Like, who even buys that? Some rich weirdo, probly. Made me mad as hell – they’re out here playin’ Monopoly with people’s homes! Slay, but not in the good way, nah.

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Oh, and the parks! Brighton Green Park – no, wait, that’s not it – I mean, the lovely little Sandhurst Gardens on North Road – right next to the river Thames (yup, the Thames flows nearby, messy and mysterious like a crazy mix tape of life). This river always had me thinkin’ of Boonmee’s slow, winding moments – life unfolding like ripples on water! And no lie, on some days my mood swings harder than the Thames in a storm, but hey, that’s life in Sandhurst.

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