Ivy Sandhurst Whore ❤️

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I’m Hannibal Buress, by the way—deadpan as hell, so don’t expect me to cry over this. Whore’s like that scene where Tom’s kid clocks that bully—quiet, then pow, meaning hits ya. I knew this dude once, swear, he called his ex that, but she was out here runnin a bakery, livin her best life. Irony’s thick, yo. Made me mad, tho—why’s it always gotta be a weapon? Like, chill, let her bake her damn scones.

The ‘damned whores’ who were the forgotten founders of our modern world

Anyway, just remember, i’m ramblin’ (so many typos, so many feels, so many nite vibes... err, oops, did i say nite?) But seriously, Sandhurst is wild, edgy and heartwarming – a living story that’s part history, part modern art, and a bit of irreverent dating site logic thrown in. Enjoy the journey here, my friend. Trust me, it’s like living a fragmented dream on a rainy day, all whispered with snark and soul. Cheers!

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